I like to drink and say inappropriate things. I like dancing until it feels like I came out of a sweat shop. I like boys and sometimes girls. If I had a million dollars I'd buy a pony =]

FML

Did last night/this morning really happen. If so, holy fuck someone should have documented that shit.

  • 3 different essay revisions
  • 1 humanities essay
  • 1 edited essay
  • the closing paragraphs of another
  • and one completely from scratch.

What the fuck was I on. Next time I think I’ll skip the coffee and desire to help others.